I Sprint. They Go Nowhere – Sales Humor Mouse Pad
I Sprint. They Go Nowhere – Sales Humor Mouse Pad
For sales reps running while deals refuse to move.
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Every salesperson feels like they’re sprinting while nothing actually moves forward.
If you’ve ever pushed deals forward, followed up one more time, and watched the buyer stall anyway, this mouse pad is for you. A tribute to anyone who has survived endless follow-ups, fake urgency, and customers who refuse to move. This cartoon captures the emotional truth of sales inertia with dry sales humor and caffeine-powered optimism.
Perfect for SDRs, AEs, BDRs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who know that speed does not guarantee progress.
Why sales pros love it
- Relatable sales humor that makes quota pressure survivable
- Perfect desk upgrade and guaranteed Zoom laugh generator
- A popular team gift for people forecasting with hope
- Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork
Features
- Soft polyester top for smooth cursor gliding
- Natural rubber base that grips better than your pipeline reality
- Rounded edges for a clean desk look
- Fade-resistant printing
- Size: 9.25" × 7.75" × 0.12"
- Made to order – no dusty warehouse inventory
A perfect gift for SDRs, AEs, AMs, BDRs, and sales leaders who live the chaos daily.
Blame the customer. For everything.
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Pipeline Dream creates sales humor art and office gifts for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who live the pipeline dream.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor mouse pad designed for people who actually live the job. It combines sharp, relatable humor with a practical desk upgrade, making it a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who know “trust the process” usually means “wait longer.”
What’s the mouse pad made of?
Each mouse pad features a soft polyester surface for smooth, precise cursor movement and a natural rubber base that stays firmly in place during long sales days and longer forecast calls.
What size is it?
The mouse pad measures 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm). It’s compact, functional, and fits comfortably on most desks without getting in the way.
Will the print fade or peel?
No. The artwork is printed using fade-resistant inks designed to hold up through daily use. For best results, avoid prolonged direct sunlight.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Every mouse pad features original Pipeline Dream artwork created specifically for sales reps and sales teams who appreciate humor grounded in real sales life.
What’s your return policy?
Each mouse pad is made to order. Returns are accepted only for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives imperfect, we’ll replace it without hassle, tickets, or escalation.
How long does shipping take?
Most mouse pads ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.
Will this help me hit quota?
No. But it may help you tolerate the dashboard while you try.