Forecast & Quota: Both Fictional – Sales Humor Mouse Pad
Forecast & Quota: Both Fictional – Sales Humor Mouse Pad
For sales pros forecasting with hope, caffeine, and denial
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When your forecast is fiction, at least your mouse pad can be honest.
If you’ve ever presented numbers built on hope, caffeine, and creative math, this mouse pad is for you. A tribute to every sales pro who has survived “forecast accuracy” conversations with a straight face. This cartoon captures the pain of fictional pipeline math with the perfect mix of sales humor and denial. Made for AEs, SDRs, RevOps, BDRs and sales managers who pretend their dashboards are scientific.
Why Sales Pros Love It
• Relatable sales humor that makes quota pain easier
• Perfect desk upgrade and guaranteed Zoom laugh generator
• Great team gift for anyone forecasting with hope and denial
• Exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork
Features
• Soft polyester top for smooth cursor gliding
• Natural rubber base that grips better than your pipeline reality
• Rounded edges for a clean desk look
• Fade-resistant printing
• Size: 9.25" × 7.75" × 0.12"
• Made to order - no dusty warehouse inventory
Forecast responsibly. Or pretend to.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor mouse pad designed for people who actually live the job. It combines sharp, relatable humor with a practical desk upgrade, making it a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who know “trust the process” usually means “wait longer.”
What’s the mouse pad made of?
Each mouse pad features a soft polyester surface for smooth, precise cursor movement and a natural rubber base that stays firmly in place during long sales days and longer forecast calls.
What size is it?
The mouse pad measures 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm). It’s compact, functional, and fits comfortably on most desks without getting in the way.
Will the print fade or peel?
No. The artwork is printed using fade-resistant inks designed to hold up through daily use. For best results, avoid prolonged direct sunlight.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Every mouse pad features original Pipeline Dream artwork created specifically for sales reps and sales teams who appreciate humor grounded in real sales life.
What’s your return policy?
Each mouse pad is made to order. Returns are accepted only for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives imperfect, we’ll replace it without hassle, tickets, or escalation.
How long does shipping take?
Most mouse pads ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.
Will this help me hit quota?
No. But it may help you tolerate the dashboard while you try.