If you’ve ever spent nine months pushing a deal forward only to watch it collapse under a brand-new excuse, this mug will feel painfully familiar. Every rep knows the moment when hope meets yet another “quick update.”
This cartoon shows a classic bingo card but instead of numbers, it’s loaded with the corporate excuses every buyer gives when they’re scared to commit. No decision, shifting priorities, internal reorg… it’s all here. All the greatest hits.
Made for SDRs, AEs, BDRs, and Sales Managers who have heard every reason under the sun except the truth. If you live in your CRM and deal with pipeline fiction, this one’s for you.
Why Sales Pros Love It
Relatable humor
Perfect desk flex
Great team gift
Exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork
Features
High-quality ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Smooth glossy finish
Fade-resistant printing
Made to order
Sip patiently. Survive eternally. Blame your customer.
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