Forecast Fiction - Sales Humor Poster
Forecast Fiction - Sales Humor Poster
For sales pros reporting numbers built on vibes and hope
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Creative math deserves wall space.
If you’ve ever walked into a QBR praying your forecast looks scientific, this poster is for you. A tribute to every sales pro who has survived fictional pipeline math and “forecast accuracy” conversations with a straight face. This cartoon captures the pain of fake confidence with sharp sales humor and a clean, modern design. Perfect for AEs, SDRs, RevOps, and marketers who trust vibes more than their CRM.
Why Sales Pros Love It
• Relatable sales humor that makes quota pain tolerable
• Perfect for home offices, sales floors, and Zoom backgrounds
• Great team gift for anyone forecasting with hope and denial
• Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork
Features
• Premium luster photo paper for crisp, vibrant color
• Fade-resistant inks keep the artwork sharp for years
• Lightweight frame that is easy to hang
• Clean modern design that fits any office or home workspace
• Protective front cover depending on frame type
• Made-to-order with no dusty warehouse inventory
Hang responsibly. Forecast recklessly.
Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers - for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor poster designed for people who work in sales. It makes a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who appreciate smart, relatable humor instead of motivational clichés.
Is the frame included?
Yes - it’s framed, sturdy, and ready to hang right out of the box. No assembly required, no IKEA-level frustration involved.
What is the quality like?
Premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yep. Hardware is included so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed prints ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.