Built My Forecast With Creative Math – Sales Humor Poster
Built My Forecast With Creative Math – Sales Humor Poster
For reps forecasting with optimism, caffeine, and questionable math
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Built my forecast the same way they set my quota - with blind optimism, caffeine, and creative math.
If you’ve ever survived a QBR with numbers built on vibes, this poster is for you. A tribute to AEs, SDRs and sales managers who know that hope counts as a strategy and dice count as analytics.
Why Sales Pros Love It
• Relatable sales humor that makes quota pain tolerable
• Perfect for home offices, sales floors, and Zoom backgrounds
• Great team gift for anyone forecasting with hope and denial
• Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork
Features
• Premium luster photo paper for crisp, vibrant color
• Fade-resistant inks that stay sharp for years
• Lightweight modern frame options
• Protective front cover (varies by frame type)
• Clean design that fits any office or workspace
• Made-to-order for fresh, fingerprint-free prints
Hang boldly. Forecast recklessly.
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Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers - for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift for sales professionals?
This sales humor poster reflects real moments from sales life that experienced professionals recognize immediately. It works as a sales gift because it acknowledges sales challenges with honesty rather than relying on slogans or forced motivation.
Is this a good gift for sales managers or executives?
Yes. These sales humor posters are often chosen as a sales gift for sales managers and leaders who appreciate thoughtful recognition and clean, office-appropriate design.
Where does this look best in a sales office?
These sales humor posters work well as sales wall art and funny sales gifts. Perfect for private offices, leadership spaces, and team areas. Their modern, understated presentation fits naturally into sales offices that want character and meaning without visual clutter or distraction.
Is the frame included?
Yes. This framed sales humor poster arrives fully assembled and ready to hang right out of the box.
What is the quality like?
These sales humor posters are made of premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yes. Hardware is included with each sales humor poster so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Sales humor posters are made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed sales humor posters ship within 3–7 business days.
What’s your return policy?
Each sales humor poster is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.