The Leads Are Weak – Sales Humor Poster
The Leads Are Weak – Sales Humor Poster
For sales pros running on faint pipeline signals.
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Therapy for Sales Pros Running on 1% Hope.
Finally, a wall print that knows exactly what every sales rep is thinking: “The leads are weak.”
Inspired by the infamous Glengarry Glen Ross line, this minimalist design captures modern sales despair - a dying phone battery labeled “Leads,” clinging to 1% like your last decent prospect. It’s a daily reminder that sometimes your CRM isn’t broken… it’s just empty.
Perfect for AEs, SDRs, and sales managers who “aligned” on pipeline goals three quarters ago and haven’t seen a decent MQL since.
Hang it above your desk, next to your forecast chart, or wherever you go to process unqualified demo requests.
Why Sales Pros Love It
- Turns sales trauma into tasteful decor
- Makes pipeline pain look surprisingly classy
- Instant conversation starter with every rep who visits
- Pairs perfectly with coffee, sarcasm, and low close rates
Features
- Lightweight frame keeps your artwork sharp for years
- Clean modern design fits into any workspace
- Protective front cover (varies by frame type)
- Fade-resistant archival inks with premium finish
- Made-to-order — no dusty warehouse inventory
Decorate boldly. Forecast recklessly.
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Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers - for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor poster designed for people who work in sales. It makes a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who appreciate smart, relatable humor instead of motivational clichés.
Is the frame included?
Yes - it’s framed, sturdy, and ready to hang right out of the box. No assembly required, no IKEA-level frustration involved.
What is the quality like?
Premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yep. Hardware is included so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed prints ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.