I Sprint, They Go Nowhere – Sales Humor Poster
I Sprint, They Go Nowhere – Sales Humor Poster
For reps sprinting while their deals refuse to move.
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Ever sprint hard while your buyer goes absolutely nowhere?
If you’ve chased a stalled deal that refused to move, this poster is for you. A tribute to anyone who has survived buyer inertia, missed follow-ups, and “circle back next quarter.” This cartoon captures the emotional truth of sales inertia with sharp humor and a clean, modern style.
Perfect for AEs, SDRs, BDRs, Account Managers and sales managers who know the agony of deals that refuse to move.
Why Sales Pros Love It
- Makes buyer inertia feel tolerable
- Great for forecasts built on hope and denial
- A Pipeline Dream cartoon adored by SDRs, AEs, and managers
Also popular as a personal desk reminder for reps who’ve survived sprinting while everyone else around them is crawling.
Features
- Premium luster photo paper (thick and durable)
- Ultra-bright inks for crisp color
- Lightweight frames sized for home/office
- Clean modern design
- Made in limited runs.
Decorate boldly. Sell optimistically.
Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers - for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor poster designed for people who work in sales. It makes a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who appreciate smart, relatable humor instead of motivational clichés.
Is the frame included?
Yes - it’s framed, sturdy, and ready to hang right out of the box. No assembly required, no IKEA-level frustration involved.
What is the quality like?
Premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yep. Hardware is included so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed prints ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.