Quota Crusher – Sales Humor Poster
Quota Crusher – Sales Humor Poster
For reps who earned their place the hard way
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Not everyone hits quota.
That’s why it matters when you do.
This poster is a marker of achievement. 'Quota Crusher' commemorates one of the hardest milestones in sales, reaching a number that was never meant to be easy. This poster acknowledges the pressure, persistence, and discipline required to earn your way there. Designed for AEs, SDRs, Sales Managers, and anyone who knows quota is something you survive, not something you stumble into.
Perfect Gift For:
- Account executives who’ve crushed quota
- Sales reps marking a milestone quarter or year
- Sales managers recognizing real performance
- Anyone who understands and lives forecast pressure
- Also popular as a personal milestone piece for reps who want a reminder of the quarter they survived.
Why Sales Pros Choose It
- Marks a real sales achievement without exaggeration
- A subtle symbol of having carried and closed a serious number
- Clean, modern design appropriate for executive offices
- A meaningful way to commemorate a milestone quarter or year
- Exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork designed for experienced sales pros
Features
- Premium luster photo paper for sharp detail and contrast
- Fade-resistant inks for long-term display
- Lightweight framed poster, easy to hang
- Minimal white background suited to modern workspaces
- Made-to-order to ensure quality and consistency
Earned. Displayed. Remembered.
Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art and gifts for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers who have lived the pipeline dream.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor poster designed for people who work in sales. It makes a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who appreciate smart, relatable humor instead of motivational clichés.
Is the frame included?
Yes - it’s framed, sturdy, and ready to hang right out of the box. No assembly required, no IKEA-level frustration involved.
What is the quality like?
Premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yep. Hardware is included so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed prints ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.