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Sales Humor Mug – Customer Signed Same Day No Changes

Sales Humor Mug – Customer Signed Same Day No Changes

A celebration of those rare deals that move quickly.

$20.00 USD
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What is this?
This is a sales humor mug designed as a sales gift for sales managers, account executives, and sales teams.

If you’ve ever watched a deal crawl through approvals, legal reviews, and internal committees, this mug is for you.

This cartoon captures the mythical moment when a customer signs the same day without redlines, hesitation, or delay. No status quo inertia. No endless revisions. Just forward motion.

Designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who know buyer inertia is often the real competitor. Perfect sales milestone gift. 

Why Sales Pros Love It 

  • Relatable sales humor that makes quota pressure survivable
  • A clean desk upgrade and reliable Zoom laugh trigger
  • A popular funny sales gift for people forecasting with hope
  • Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork

Features 

  • 11 oz ceramic mug
  • High-quality ceramic
  • Safe for everyday use - dishwasher and microwave friendly
  • Smooth glossy finish
  • Fade-resistant printing
  • Made to order

Start the day with a reminder that some deals do move fast.

Pipeline Dream creates sales humor art and office gifts for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who live the pipeline dream.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What makes this a great gift?

This is a sales humor mug designed for people who actually live the job. It mixes sharp wit with real sales recognition, making it a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who know “trust the process” usually comes right before disappointment.

What liquids can I put in these mugs?

These sales humor mugs are made for everyday use. Coffee, tea, water, or anything else that helps you survive forecast calls, pipeline reviews, and QBRs.

What’s the mug made of?

Each mug is made from durable, high-quality ceramic with a smooth glossy finish. Built to handle daily caffeine and long sales cycles without cracking under pressure.

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?

Yes. These sales humor mugs are both dishwasher and microwave safe, even if your targets aren’t.

Will the design fade over time?

No. The artwork is printed with fade-resistant inks designed to last longer than most comp plans.

Are these original designs?

Yes. Every design is original Pipeline Dream artwork, created specifically for sales reps and sales teams who appreciate humor rooted in real sales life.

Is the artwork printed on both sides of the mug?

No. The artwork is printed on one side only. This keeps the design clean, bold, and easy to read, and ensures the image faces outward when held in your right hand.

What’s your return policy?

Each mug is made to order. Returns are accepted only for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives imperfect, we’ll replace it without hassle, tickets, or escalation.

How long does shipping take?

Most mugs ship within 3–7 business days. Tracking details are sent as soon as your order ships.

Will this help me hit quota?

No. But it will make missing it slightly more tolerable.