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I Sprint. They Go Nowhere - Sales Humor Mug

I Sprint. They Go Nowhere - Sales Humor Mug

A daily reminder that your deals refuse to move, no matter how hard you sprint

$20.00 USD
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If you’ve ever sprinted through your day while deals refuse to move, this mug is for you.

This cartoon captures the emotional truth of sales urgency with zero progress; endless demos, follow-ups, shifting timelines, and buyers who still won’t budge. Told with dry sales humor and clean, modern style.

Perfect for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who know that speed does not guarantee progress.

Why sales pros love it

  • Relatable sales humor that makes quota pressure survivable
  • A clean desk upgrade and reliable Zoom laugh trigger
  • A popular team gift for people forecasting with hope
  • Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork

Features

  • High-quality ceramic
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Smooth glossy finish
  • Fade-resistant printing
  • Made to order

Sip patiently. Survive eternally. Blame your quarter-end deadline.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What makes this a great gift?

This is a sales humor mug designed for people who actually live the job. It mixes sharp wit with real sales recognition, making it a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who know “trust the process” usually comes right before disappointment.

What liquids can I put in these mugs?

These mugs are made for everyday use. Coffee, tea, water, or anything else that helps you survive forecast calls, pipeline reviews, and QBRs.

What’s the mug made of?

Each mug is made from durable, high-quality ceramic with a smooth glossy finish. Built to handle daily caffeine and long sales cycles without cracking under pressure.

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?

Yes. The mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, even if your targets aren’t.

Will the design fade over time?

No. The artwork is printed with fade-resistant inks designed to last longer than most comp plans.

Are these original designs?

Yes. Every design is original Pipeline Dream artwork, created specifically for sales reps and sales teams who appreciate humor rooted in real sales life.

Is the artwork printed on both sides of the mug?

No. The artwork is printed on one side only. This keeps the design clean, bold, and easy to read, and ensures the image faces outward when held in your right hand.

What’s your return policy?

Each mug is made to order. Returns are accepted only for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives imperfect, we’ll replace it without hassle, tickets, or escalation.

How long does shipping take?

Most mugs ship within 3–7 business days. Tracking details are sent as soon as your order ships.

Will this help me hit quota?

No. But it will make missing it slightly more tolerable.