Any Minute Now – Sales Humor Poster About Buyer Inertia

This is a sales humor poster designed as office wall art and a gift for experienced sales professionals.

Sometimes sales feels less like a process and more like a magic act.

You run the demo. You do discovery. You follow up. Then the customer disappears - weeks pass, momentum stalls, and “any minute now” becomes the quiet refrain.

Any Minute Now captures that familiar moment when a sales rep feels like a magician, waiting for a purchase order to materialize out of thin air...long after buyer inertia has taken over. Buyer inertia is the moment when a deal doesn’t die - it just stops moving.

Created for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who know that buyer inertia often matters more than pricing, features, or effort.

Perfect For

• Account executives navigating long enterprise sales cycles
• Sales reps stuck between “looks good” and total silence
• Teams that understand buyer inertia is the real competitor
• Sales leaders who appreciate quiet, earned humor

Why Sales Pros Choose It

• Original, exclusive artwork
Each piece is original Pipeline Dream artwork, created in-house and available only through PipelineDream.com. It is not sold elsewhere.

• Recognition over fake motivation
This is not a slogan or a pep talk. It reflects a real sales moment - sustained effort, pressure, and the customer choosing nothing.

• A quiet marker of experience
A subtle visual acknowledgment of long sales cycles, internal hesitation, and deals that stall without explanation.

• Refined, modern presentation
Designed with a clean, contemporary composition that fits naturally into offices and home workspaces without feeling loud, gimmicky, or novelty-driven.

Features

• Ultra premium printing materials
Printed on ultra premium luster photo paper with a finish between matte and gloss for rich color saturation without glare. 10 mil (0.25 mm) thickness, 260 g/m².

• Professional-grade printing
Produced using water-based inkjet printing for sharp detail, deep contrast, and long-term color stability.

• Solid hardwood framing (if framed)
Framed in 0.75 inch (1.9 cm) solid ayous wood, selected for durability and a clean, modern finish.

• Built for long-term display
Designed for daily visibility in professional environments with print quality that holds up over time.

• Exclusivity by process
Printed individually on demand. No bulk runs. No warehousing. Each piece is produced only when ordered.

Often purchased by sales leaders as office wall art or team gifts for experienced reps. Just as often chosen by experienced reps to mark a hard-earned stretch of patience.

Decorate boldly. Sell optimistically.

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Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art and gifts for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers who understand the full journey from first call to closed-won - including everything that stalls in between.