Stranded Since Marketing’s Last Decent Lead
Stranded Since Marketing’s Last Decent Lead
For sales pros surviving Marketing’s qualified lead famine
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Therapy for Sales Pros Who Are Eternally Waiting on Marketing.
The only framed print that captures the real lead famine.
If you’ve been promised “better leads next quarter” for the last three quarters, this one’s for you. 'Stranded Since Marketing’s Last Decent Lead' captures the quiet desperation of waiting on inbound magic that never arrives. A clean, sharp sales humor poster for anyone who lives in dashboards, forecasts, and hope.
Designed by sales professionals, this print is often chosen as a desk or office reminder that you survived another quarter of pipeline optimism. It’s recognition, not motivation.
Perfect for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, account managers, sales leaders, and anyone who’s ever been told “the leads are gold.”
Why Sales Pros Love It
- Relatable sales humor that makes quota pain tolerable
- Perfect for home offices and sales floors
- Great team gift for anyone forecasting with hope and denial
- Exclusive Pipeline Dream cartoon artwork
Features
- Premium luster photo paper for crisp, vibrant color
- Ultra-bright inks for clean detail
- Lightweight frames sized for home or office
- Clean, modern design
- Printed in limited runs
Hang responsibly. Blame marketing for everything.
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Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers - for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What makes this a great gift?
This is a sales humor poster designed for people who work in sales. It makes a great gift for sales reps, account executives, and sales teams who appreciate smart, relatable humor instead of motivational clichés.
Is the frame included?
Yes - it’s framed, sturdy, and ready to hang right out of the box. No assembly required, no IKEA-level frustration involved.
What is the quality like?
Premium luster paper (10 mil thick) printed with museum-grade inks. Glossy enough to impress, matte enough to hide your forecast errors.
Does it include hanging hardware?
Yep. Hardware is included so it goes straight from box to wall. No Sales Engineer needed.
How are prints made?
Made-to-order with high-quality inkjet printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps and sales teams who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
How long does shipping take?
Most framed prints ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.