Funny Sales Mouse Pad | Buyer Bingo
Funny Sales Mouse Pad | Buyer Bingo
For reps predicting which excuse kills the deal today.
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Another quarter, another creative excuse.
If you’ve ever watched a deal die slowly over email, this mouse pad is for you. A tribute to anyone who has survived buyer “re-evaluations,” shifting priorities, mysterious budget freezes, and the classic “waiting for board sign-off.”
This cartoon captures the pain of predicting which lame excuse shows up next. Perfect for SDRs, AEs, BDRs, Account Managers, and Sales Managers who’ve lived this chaos.
Why Sales Pros Love It
- Relatable sales humor that makes quota pain easier
- Perfect desk upgrade and guaranteed Zoom laugh generator
- Great team gift for anyone forecasting with hope and denial
- Exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork
Features
- Soft polyester top for smooth cursor gliding
- Natural rubber base that grips better than your pipeline reality
- Rounded edges for a clean desk look
- Fade-resistant printing
- Size: 9.25" × 7.75" × 0.12"
- Made to order – no dusty warehouse inventory
Blame the customer. Not your mouse.
Pipeline Dream creates sales-life art, merch, and gifts designed for SDRs, BDRs, AEs, and Sales Managers — for those forecasting with equal parts hope and denial.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What’s the mouse pad made of?
A soft polyester surface for smooth, effortless movement paired with a natural rubber base that grips tighter than your VP on Q4 forecasts.
What size is it?
t’s 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) - more than enough room for your mouse and your lingering self-doubt.
Will the print fade or peel?
Nope. The vivid print is designed to last longer than your current sales plan. Avoid direct sunlight to keep it looking fresh.
Are these original designs?
Yes. Everything here is original and exclusive Pipeline Dream artwork for sales reps who forecast boldly and decorate sarcastically.
What makes this a great gift?
It’s the perfect mix of wit and work-life therapy. Great for sales pros, marketers, or anyone who’s ever said “trust the process” and immediately regretted it.
What’s your return policy?
Each piece is made to order just for you, so returns are only accepted for damaged or misprinted items. If something arrives less than perfect, we’ll replace it - no stress, no ticket escalation, no QBR required.
How long does shipping take?
Most mouse pads ship within 3–7 business days. You’ll get tracking updates as soon as it’s on the way.
Will this help me hit quota?
Not really, but you’ll laugh while missing it.