Pipeline Dream creates original sales cartoons, posters, mugs, and mouse pads that turn quotas, forecasts, and buyer inertia into dry humor. If you’ve ever built a forecast on hope and denial, you’re in the right place. Every design begins as a sketch - a wink at the absurd rituals of modern sales life. These designs become merch that makes your desk, Zoom background, or sales floor feel a little less chaotic.

Whether you’re decorating your workspace, looking for the perfect gift for a sales rep, or just trying to cope with another “update the forecast” request, Pipeline Dream turns pipeline pain into something you can laugh at... one joke at a time.

Why Pipeline Dream exists

After 25+ years in the sales and marketing trenches, Pipeline Dream was born from one simple truth: behind every quota, every QBR deck, and every “quick demo?” request is a human just trying to survive the grind. These cartoons aren’t motivational posters. They’re relief. Satire for SDRs, AEs, account managers, and sales leaders who’ve accepted that stretch goals are basically science fiction.

Each poster, mug, and mouse pad captures the shared pain of dashboards, deal reviews, and pipeline theatrics. Turning it into something worth laughing at. It’s a small antidote to big quotas. A bit of therapy for people who live inside CRMs.